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We are in the middle of the jungle, far from the reach of the miners. Harry Hanslet and Smoki Seed, two Loko employees, have been officially asked to burn the sky from jungle items as part of a specific joint scientific investigation by the Ministry of Insanity and SMOG Division. Quite a few of them are.
Everything is planned to make the world more gloomy, miserable, and weird in order to prevent local climate change. If it works, instead of dismantling the railway steam, new locomotives will be built, using materials like low-quality smoked coal, rubber tires, old men who just collect numbers and discarded socks and pants.
Every backyard or earlier courtyard (if located in a critical north) is compelled to burn its whip every Sunday, and electrical energy milk floats are to be converted to run on clear crude oil.
Finally, the denial assortment will now only take place three times a year, or once every three years in Birmingham.
